Welcome to Wine Wank. Letâs not fuck around. You came here because you want no-bullshit, no-fuckwits where wine talk isnât about showing off or quoting fancy French words. Itâs about drinking epic wine that tastes fucking awesome, telling it like it is, and having a laugh while weâre at it.
We donât fuck around with bullshit words to make you feel like a muppet. If you want the truth about wine without the wankery youâre in the right spot. Itâs honest, raw and we donât give a shit. Stay if you like wine, leave if you like wine snob circle jerks.
So grab a glass and forget the rules.
Good food and good wine!
The Grapes
- Alvarinho
- AlbariĂąo
- Chardonnay
- Barbera
- Pedro Ximenez
- Shiraz
- Zinfandel
- Pinot Noir
- Riesling
- Merlot
- Grenache
- Tempranillo
- Tempranillo Blanco
- Cabernet Sauvignon
- Sangiovese
- Malbec
- Nero dâAvola
- Mourvèdre
- Fiano
- Pecorino
- Aglianico
- Viognier
- Cabernet Franc
- Cabernet Franc-Sauvignon Blend
- Pinot Grigio
- Tannat
- Petit Verdot
- SĂŠmillon
- Nebbiolo
- Cornalin
- Zweigelt
- Cinsault
- Carignan
- Gamay
- Petite Sirah
- Dolcetto
- Montepulciano
- Cortese
- Falanghina
- Bobal
- Vermentino
- Chenin Blanc
- Furmint
- Carmenère
- Nerello Mascalese
- Grillo
- Picpoul
- TĂźrkĂźzĂźz
- Petit Manseng
- Verdejo
- TorrontĂŠs
- Grignolino
- Schioppettino
- Sagrantino
- GrĂźner Veltliner
- Aglianico del Vulture
- Moscato
- Cattaratto
- Friulano
- Graciano
- Trollinger
- Touriga Nacional
- Norton
- Bianchello
- Sangue di Giuda
- Dulce de Limon Wine Blend
Wine Regions & Styles
- Châteauneuf-du-Pape
- Barbera dâAsti
- Barbera del Monferrato
- Ahr Valley
- Bordeaux
- Bordeaux SupĂŠrieur
- Gevrey-Chambertin
- CĂ´tes de Provence
- Somontano
- Sancerre
- Piedmont
- Mount Etna
- Sicily
- Sicilian Etna Bianco
- Willamette Valley
- Tokaj
- Languedoc-Roussillon
- Hawkeâs Bay
- Tuscany
- Tuscany Coast
- Napa Valley
- Mendoza
- McLaren Vale
- Winery of the Future
- Valpolicella
- Hunter Valley
- RĂas Baixas
- Rheingau
- Pfalz
- Galicia
- Verdeca
- Champagne
- Colchagua Valley
- Banda del RĂo SalĂ
- Jura
- Santorini
- Vinho Verde
- Anderson Valley
- Spätburgunder
- Maule Valley
- Mâconnais
- Dolcetto dâAlba
- Lugana
Wine Blends
- GSM
- Zinfandel-Mourvèdre Blend
- Chenin Blanc-Moscato Blend
- Chenin Blanc-Sauvignon Blanc Blend
- Tannat-Cabernet Sauvignon Blend
- Cinsault-Garnacha Blend
- Cinsault-Grenache-Syrah Blend
- TorrontĂŠs-Vermentino Blend
- Tannat-Malbec Blend
- Tempranillo-Garnacha Blend
- Tempranillo-Cabernet Sauvignon Blend
- Zweigelt-Cabernet Sauvignon Blend
- Cinsault-Mourvèdre Blend
- Cinsault-Tannat Blend
- Cabernet Sauvignon-Merlot Blend
- Pisco-Pedaloso Blend
- Tokaji Furmint-Chardonnay Blend
- Cabernet Franc-Syrah Blend
- Cabernet Franc-Grenache Blend
- Tannat-Syrah-Grenache Blend
- Roussanne-Viognier Blend
- Dolcetto-Nebbiolo Blend
- Spanish Garnacha-Tempranillo Blend
- Zinfandel-Syrah Blend
- Mourvèdre-Petit Verdot Blend
- Cinsault-Cabernet Sauvignon Blend
Weâre Drinking
- Inniskillin 2022 Sparkling Vidal Icewine
- Cesani Sangiovese Chianti Colli Senesi 2020
- Tenuta delle Terre Nere 2023 Etna Rosso
- Indigo Vineyard Small Batch Chardonnay 2022
- First Creek 2025 Botanica Pinot Grigio
- MMAD Vineyard Grenache RosĂŠ 2024
- Seppeltsfield 2025 Barossa Grenache RosĂŠ
- Sandhi 2021 Chardonnay Sta. Rita Hills
- Spanish Peacock Winery 2018 âEsperanzaâ Syrah
- Pooley 2024 Cooinda Vale Riesling
- Pooley Butcherâs Hill Chardonnay 2024
- Swinney Mourvèdre 2023
- Yabby Lake 2022 Pinot Noir âBlock 2â
- Henschke 2018 Hill of Grace Shiraz
- Masso Antico Fiano 2023
- Brokenwood Wines 2018 ILR Reserve Semillon
- Schloss Lieser-Thomas Haag Riesling Spatlese 2020
- Rocche Costamagna Barolo Rocche dellâAnnunziata DOCG 2018
- Catena Zapata Malbec Argentino Vineyard 2022
- Catena High Mountain Vines Malbec 2022
- Cape Grace Chardonnay 2023
- Calneggia Nero dâAvola Syrah 2019
- Alto Stellenbosch Shiraz 2019
- Herdade do Rocim Mariana Tinto 2023
- Quinta do Gradil Alvarinho 2023
- Quinta do Noval Vintage Port 2020
Wine Friends
We have wine friends - honestly, we do!