Wine Wank

Herdade do Rocim Mariana Tinto 2023

A proper Portuguese red that punches above its weight, smiles while doing it, and doesn’t cost half your rent.

Mariana is the kind of wine that doesn’t need to shout to get your attention. It just walks in, cool as hell, dripping in local character, and starts pouring itself. A blend of Touriga Nacional, Aragonez, Alicante Bouschet and Trincadeira - no filler grapes, just pure Alentejo attitude. This isn’t your usual supermarket blend. This is heritage in a glass, and it’s got something to say.

On the nose? Bang - berries. Fresh, ripe, no bullshit. A few swirls and suddenly there’s spice in the air. Not the heavy-handed kind - just enough to make you think someone clever’s been cooking nearby. It smells alive. Like walking through a market just before lunch, everything ripe and loud and ready to be eaten.

The first sip is smooth, like it’s been practising. It’s juicy, round, and balanced like it’s had some life experience. Tannins? There, but not bossy. Acidity? Fresh, not sharp. The whole thing feels like it’s been dialled in - structured without being stiff, fun without being flabby.

It doesn’t try to be clever, but it is. There’s something almost too easy about how drinkable it is - like it knows how good it is but doesn’t care if you notice. Whether you’re pairing it with food or just knocking back a glass while arguing about dinner, Mariana holds its ground.

And let’s talk price. This isn’t some collector’s bottle to sit on a shelf. This is “grab a few, open one now, stash the rest for Tuesday” gear. It’s that rare unicorn: a crowd-pleaser with brains, soul, and absolutely zero wank.

Verdict: Bold fruit, a hint of spice, smooth delivery, and proper Portuguese swagger.
A bottle that proves great wine doesn’t have to try hard - it just has to be honest.
Drink it now. Or tomorrow. Just don’t overthink it.


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